Putting the update at the top: hours after posting this, I’ve now been told there are, indeed, anal testosterone suppositories. Thanks to Leonore Tiefer for this tip:
The newest “female sexual dysfunction drug” hitting the PR waves is a nasal testosterone gel in clinical trials in the US, Canada and Australia.
The Dinah Project website wrote about it, “Sexy Sniffing: The Final Frontier?”
And on the network TV newscasts, every night Im seeing new commercials for a drug called Axiron.
The pitch: “There is only one treatment for low testosterone applied to your underarmsAXIRON.”
Would I be drawn to an ad saying: “There is only one treatment for toenail fungus applied to your earlobes.” ?
So… you can swallow, smear, patch and inject testosterone.
Are there any anal testosterone suppositories? If not, why not? There’s a market there.
Maybe readers should spend more time browsing questions about disease-mongering of low testosterone. We’ve written about it in the past. Examples: